Thomas' Quips and Quotes

Thomas: ENV8ABF! What does that spell, Mommy?

Mommy: Nothing. It's not a word.

Thomas (exasperated): But I used VOWELS!!!

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Thomas: Does half and a half make a whole?

Mommy: Yes, sweetie.

Thomas: YAY!!!!

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Thomas (out of the blue, completely unprompted): I'm going to have a baby!

Daddy: You are?

Mommy: A what?

Thomas: I'm going to have a baby.

Mommy: When?

Thomas: Mmm...when I'm five....or six....or anytime. Maybe even when I'm as old as Mommy and Daddy.

Daddy: How old are Mommy and Daddy?

Thomas: I don't know.

Mommy: I'm almost 40.

Thomas: Gosh, I'm not even 50 yet. Mommy, you'll be 50 soon.

Mommy: Let me get through my 40's first before we start talking about being 50.

Thomas: 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, FIFTY!